{"id":70,"date":"2006-09-03T23:59:36","date_gmt":"2006-09-04T02:59:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nalu.in\/archives\/70"},"modified":"2006-09-03T23:59:36","modified_gmt":"2006-09-04T02:59:36","slug":"o-outdoor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/o-outdoor\/","title":{"rendered":"O Outdoor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><font><strong><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma; color: #003366\">O Outdoor: <br \/> <\/span><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><font><strong><\/strong><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; color: #003366\"><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma\">A academia de gin&aacute;stica XXXX tinha um outdoor que dizia o seguinte: <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"><font><strong><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma; color: #003366\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma\"><font color=\"#800000\">&quot;Neste ver&atilde;o voc&ecirc; quer ser sereia ou baleia?&quot; <\/font><br \/> <\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><font><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; color: #003366\"><strong><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma\">Uma mulher enviou a eles a sua resposta e distribuiu o seguinte e-mail por a&iacute;&#8230; <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><font><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; color: #003366\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma\">&quot;Ontem vi um outdoor da XXXX, com a foto de uma mo&ccedil;a escultural de biquini e a frase: <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Tahoma\">Neste ver&atilde;o, qual voc&ecirc; quer ser? Sereia ou Baleia? <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Respondo: Baleias sempre est&atilde;o cercadas de amigos. <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Baleias t&ecirc;m vida sexual ativa, engravidam e t&ecirc;m filhotinhos fofos. <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Baleias amamentam. <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Baleias nadam por a&iacute;, cortando os mares e conhecendo lugares legais como as banquisas de gelo da Ant&aacute;rtida e os recifes de coral da Polin&eacute;sia. <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Baleias t&ecirc;m amigos golfinhos. <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Baleias comem camar&atilde;o &agrave; be&ccedil;a <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Baleias esguicham &aacute;gua e brincam muito. <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Baleias cantam muito bem e t&ecirc;m at&eacute; CDs gravados. <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Baleias s&atilde;o enormes e quase n&atilde;o t&ecirc;m predadores naturais. <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Baleias s&atilde;o bem resolvidas, lindas e amadas. <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Sereias???? <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Sereias n&atilde;o existem! <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Se existissem viveriam em crise existencial: <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">Sou um peixe ou um ser humano? <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">N&atilde;o t&ecirc;m filhos, pois matam os homens que se encantam com sua beleza&#8230; <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">S&atilde;o lindas mas tristes e sempre solit&aacute;rias&#8230; <\/span><\/strong><br \/> XXXX <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">querida, prefiro ser baleia!&quot; <\/span><\/strong><br \/> <strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">A academia XXXX retirou o outdoor.<\/span><\/strong>                    <\/span><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; color: #003366\"><strong><\/strong><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana; color: #003366\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Verdana\">***<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/strong> <\/p>\n<p> Recebi esta historinha por email, n&atilde;o vi o outdoor nem fa&ccedil;o id&eacute;ia de onde &eacute; a tal academia, mas de qq modo a hist&oacute;rinha &eacute; boa pra pensar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O Outdoor: A academia de gin&aacute;stica XXXX tinha um outdoor que dizia o seguinte: &quot;Neste ver&atilde;o voc&ecirc; quer ser sereia ou baleia?&quot; Uma mulher enviou a eles a sua resposta e distribuiu o seguinte e-mail por a&iacute;&#8230; &quot;Ontem vi um outdoor da XXXX, com a foto de uma mo&ccedil;a escultural de biquini e a frase: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/o-outdoor\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar lendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">O Outdoor<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[69],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-preconceito"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}