{"id":186,"date":"2007-03-31T11:12:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-31T14:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nalu.in\/186"},"modified":"2007-03-31T11:12:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-31T14:12:00","slug":"tpm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/tpm\/","title":{"rendered":"tpm"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 class=\"post-title\">Ao telefone com uma amiga<\/h3>\n<div class=\"post-body\">\n<div><em>&#8211; Na TPM, eu me divorciaria, pediria as contas do emprego e mandaria meus filhos pra Su\u00ed\u00ad\u00e7a pra estudar num col\u00e9gio interno. <\/em><em>&#8211; Poxa, a tua \u00e9 leve. Eu preciso ver jorrar SANGUE!! E sou capaz de fazer um belo ensopado de quem eu matei antes do almo\u00e7o pra comer no jantar. Mesmo porque, TPM d\u00e1 uma fome, n\u00e9?<\/em>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ao telefone com uma amiga &#8211; Na TPM, eu me divorciaria, pediria as contas do emprego e mandaria meus filhos pra Su\u00ed\u00ad\u00e7a pra estudar num col\u00e9gio interno. &#8211; Poxa, a tua \u00e9 leve. Eu preciso ver jorrar SANGUE!! E sou capaz de fazer um belo ensopado de quem eu matei antes do almo\u00e7o pra comer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/tpm\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar lendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">tpm<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[86],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-me-myself-an-i"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nalua.in\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}